For that reason, we have selected 20 of our favourite tweets related to the mortgage industry – from the humorous one liners to the controversial conversation starters. Which one was your favourite? Let us know on Twitter!
1
Now with the great & good of the mortgage industry. If a bomb went off in this room the industry would be shut for the best part of 30 mins.
— London Money (@LondonMoneyFS) December 2, 2015
2
Watching #BMA2015 trending and missing the action. Celebrating at home in PJs with my own bubbles #missingthefun pic.twitter.com/mrdPemfmYL
— Verona Frankish (@Verona_F) July 9, 2015
3
I have every sympathy for Sandi Thom but listen..try being a mortgage broker since 2008….
— Stuart Gregory (@Mortgage_Stu) November 12, 2015
4
What’s had more hype? The new Star Wars film or a rate rise from America’s Central Bank? #fed #rates
— Ben Thompson (@BBCBenThompson) December 16, 2015
5
Dear Lenders, when we apply for a 2 year fix, it is the product not application process we are referring to, yours Brokers
— Mark Dyason (@EdinMortAdv) June 8, 2015
6
Who needs YMCA when you have the #BMA2015 pic.twitter.com/5lUFnNHPeB
— Emma Littleford (@Emma_Littleford) July 9, 2015
7
.@BrandonLewis If only hot air built homes, Brandon! Homes built lower in 4 of last 5 yrs than when I was housing min, despite recession.
— John Healey MP (@JohnHealey_MP) September 15, 2015
8
Client: ” But a lender offered me £200k more in 2013 !” Me: ” Here, borrow this, let me know how you get on ” pic.twitter.com/6puLenxsZ6
— London Money (@LondonMoneyFS) May 29, 2015
9
Buying a house on your own is like jumping in flip-flops … pic.twitter.com/qVsfFk6LwI
— Henry Pryor (@HenryPryor) November 30, 2015
10
BUY NOW BEFORE YOU PUT WEIGHT ON: Flat that’s barely big enough for a double bed on sale for £110,000 http://t.co/odrYfzfdbe
— London Money (@LondonMoneyFS) October 2, 2015
11
Accord have announced a further reduction in rates taking effect tomorrow. Rap with me guys… RATES!! How low can you go, low can you go…
— ProlificMF.com (@Mortgage_Mind) February 19, 2015
12
Not only is it Friday, but it’s a week until Christmas Day! ? pic.twitter.com/ZeqlV0J5OX
— Atom Bank (@atom_bank) December 18, 2015
13
So brokers, good year or bad year this year? Just asked one of our guys and the response…”well, I have become a better typist”…
— Andrew Montlake (@montysblog) December 11, 2015
14
Make no mistake, the slightest blip down in house prices will cause panic at the BoE, ease policy they will to maintain neofeudalism, yesss
— Yoda (@JediEconomist) December 16, 2015
15
No fear Barry Sugar is here #BMA2015 pic.twitter.com/3OXiKal9Bc
— jamie hurst (@jimmychicken) July 9, 2015
16
FOOOOTBAAAAALLLLL! Ready for day 2 of #btl15 at Aston Villa stadium @SamPartingtonMS @mortgagesols pic.twitter.com/XfzyvWfP3u
— Hannah Uttley (@HannahUttleyMS) April 23, 2015
17
A stress ball from Northern Rock, no irony there then pic.twitter.com/xstQoiJsQJ
— Mark Dyason (@EdinMortAdv) August 27, 2015
18
Never let it be said that our office Christmas decorations are OTT #Yoda pic.twitter.com/nZXRTdx8yr
— Paul Hardingham (@sypfpaul) December 11, 2015
19
CML dinner antics @mortgagesols pic.twitter.com/2Lv9wMfHrL
— Hannah Uttley (@HannahUttleyMS) December 3, 2015
20
I would advise against sniffing the wet finger someone stuck in the air to come up with “house prices to rise 50% in the next 5 years”.
— Henry Pryor (@HenryPryor) December 17, 2015
(Context on Twitter feed is everything with this one. Apologies in advance for any offence caused! Ed.)
